Most disturbing spam I've gotten in DAYS

In my inbox this morning:

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Standard fare as spams go, right? Yea, verily, except the sender of the e-mail was only identified as "Whitlock".

Sadly, this still reads better than Scoop.

 

Hey c'mon, you gotta make a buck when you're working in Cowtown.

 

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