Most Disturbing Sight Of The Day

As I sat at the stop light of one of the busiest intersections in town, I notice a group of teenagers in bathing suits holding up signs for a charity carwash. But then I look at the median and see a boy -- no older than 14 -- who had a swimmers physique and swimmers apparel on. As in a speedo that barely covered his balls. If it wasn't for that two inch piece of cloth, he would be bare-ass nekked. He's holding his sign in such a way that he would appear naked, but would occasionally lift it to reveal a small stack of one-dollar bills hanging out of his speedo. He basically looked like he should be working at To Catch A Predator: Chippendale's edition.

Am I overreacting or should this seriously creep me out?

 

Did you give him a dollar bill?

 

Shotty told me I shouldn't tip him unless the service was good. He was only mediocre.

 

I'd be creeped out.

 

I'm sorry, Pope. I'm at Daytona International Speedway with 175,000 of life's most degerate, 90 percent of which are wearing either too little clothing or clothes that are too little for them.

THOSE are the most disturbing sights of the day. And it's not even close.

 

Pope, I don't think you gave us enough description of what the kid looked like.

 

Damn, I should be there. I love barely clothed degenerates.

 

There, sc. Now it's almost like you're here.

 

Man, Sasquatch is there. Fantastic

I could wear a fucking bikini there and not look like a whale. That's saying something.

 

I just told Pope on IM that I was going to take my camera phone down with me when I go to the media center, take pictures of people, and send them to him.

I should just post them here. I need to go get a photobucket account.

 

You do! There are no better pictures than from the infield of a NASCAR race.

 

I would never post Talladega pics. Mostly because I wouldn't trust myself to live through a trip to the 'dega infield.