Moss back to Minnesota

Minneapolis traffic cops are on notice!

Objectively on my part, Randy Moss is maybe the greatest receiver I've ever seen.

Subjectively on my part, it's going to be awesome to watch Favre and Moss ride the fail boat in the healing waters of Lake Minnetonka.

 

Which one's The Kid and which one's Morris Day?

 

I don't know. What I do know is Brad Childress is the one holding the mirror for whoever Morris Day is.

 

So what does Jerome do if he's not holding the mirror? Just dance?

 

He supplies Moss with weed and Favre with painkillers?

This is going to be awesome. Packers fans have seen how this plays out. Favre is going to be so laser-focused on throwing to Moss that's he's going to become very predictable, especially under duress. I expect the interceptions to skyrocket.

 

I cannot see this ending well for anyone involved.

 

One of those trades that hurts both teams.

 

Is anyone saying what the Patriots are supposedly getting in return for Moss?

Edit: PFT is reporting that Schefter is reporting that the Pats will get a 3.

 

And this frenzy all started with Bill Simmons "accidentally" tweeting it when he meant to send a direct message.

 

I'm no Twitter expert, but I'm pretty sure it's very easy to tell the difference between a direct message and something you post to your wall or whatever.

Simmons is a donk.

 

Link to the story:

Report: Vikings In Talks To Get Randy Moss

No matter what, He Who Shall Not Be Named needs to retire and Childress needs to go. [/broken record Fan Girl]