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More sordid tales from SJ.commer's love lives ....

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by bigpern23, Sep 21, 2008.

  1. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Everybody lives next to somebody, dog.
     
  2. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    ?
     
  3. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    How many times did it say, "Ask me again"?
     
  4. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    There's only so many times you can make love to your hand.
     
  5. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    That might be, but I certainly can't count that high.
     
  6. Point out to her that the 8-ball didn't say anything about oral.


    And shouldn't the title say ... 'lack of love lives'
     
  7. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member

    Maybe it did and it's a "bad week" for her, fellas! :)

    Oh, and I don't know ANY girl/woman who would EVER say this: "I'm keeping my legs closed tonight."

    Really?
     
  8. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    I guess it beats, "Sorry dude, but it's being a pu-no-no tonight."
     
  9. schiezainc

    schiezainc Well-Known Member

    This wouldn't have happened if instead of a Magic 8 ball you had a Rubik's Cube on the table.
     
  10. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Maybe not the words, but the deed? Oh yes.
     
  11. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member


    My mistake, I think the line is: "There are only so many ways I can make love with my hand."
     
  12. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Only here does this story qualify as part of someone's "love life."
     
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