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Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Perry White, Jun 29, 2006.

  1. Perry White

    Perry White Active Member


    Operation removes lightbulb from anus

    Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.

    Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.
    Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

    "When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.

    "I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."

    The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.
  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Million to one shot, Doc. Million to one.
  3. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Damn, Boots gets around.
  4. Platyrhynchos

    Platyrhynchos Active Member

    Well, it is kinda dark in there ...
  5. Help me find my keys and we'll drive out.
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Hope it's not a halogen bulb. Thosecould really roast your anus.
  7. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Was this some Starman justice for what this guy did to get in jail in the first place?
  8. micropolitan guy

    micropolitan guy Well-Known Member

    In a related story, Amnesty International announced Tuesday that actor Richard Gere had just returned from an inspection tour of Pakistan ...
  9. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    I wonder if they found Lemmiwinks up there.
  10. fanboy

    fanboy Member

    Oh, sure. Just laugh at this poor guy. But when you've been drugged by 'them' and have lightbulbs shoved up your rectum, we'll see who's laughing then.
  11. Pete Wevurski

    Pete Wevurski Member

    He asked for a BUD light!!
  12. ServeItUp

    ServeItUp Active Member

    You using the whole fist, doc?
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