Montauk Monster

FINALLY!!!!

 

So long, Screwy! See you in St Looey!

 

those seem to be pictures of two different creatures

 

I'm not going to lie. I'm from Wisconsin, I like dead animals, and that picture is turning me on a little bit. Stop posting porn on SJ!

:-X :-X :-X :-*?

(I am terribly disappointed in Zeke, et al, that I had to hit that softball of a joke about my home state out of the park. It was too easy that even I couldn't pass it up. You guys are slipping worse than Ned Yost starting Rickie Weeks for the Brewers. Go hang your head in fail!)

 

I felt bad after what happened earlier this week. Kicking a man while he's down, and all that ...

 

Please.

Not only would he not return the courtesy, he'd pipe Frank Stallone MP3s over the stereo system while he did it.

 

Oh, I know. He gloated after the Cubs were eliminated last year. But that's not who I am.

 

I don't know what's worse, suggesting I'd fuck a hound from hell from the ocean or the continent-sized chutzpah displayed by the choir boy above.

 

Maybe it's a mutant turtle?

 

Teenaged, even?

 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I'm sorry if I offended you, Bubbler. Truly.