MLB's all-cokehead team

Hope this isn't a d_b.

http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=3059&SectionID=2&LayoutType=1

Including this one:

2B - Joe Morgan
A Hall of Fame second baseman, Morgan ingested so much cocaine into his system during his heyday that he is now nothing more than a walking invalid who was given a job broadcasting baseball simply so millions of Americans could laugh at him every week. With some of the shit that comes out of his mouth, he is a poster child for the harmful effects drugs can have on your mind and a walking reminder of why kids should just say no.

 

Yeah, I can hardly believe nobody has already posted this obscure blog with nothing of interest.

 

If you're serious about an all-drug (modern era 1970s-present) team, here my offering:

C -- Benito Santiago
1B -- Keith Hernandez
2B -- Allan Wiggins
SS -- Tony Phillips
3B -- Dale Berra
OF -- Dave Parker
OF -- Darryl Strawberry
OF -- Tim Raines
DH -- Rafael Palmeiro
SP -- Vida Blue
SP -- Ferguson Jenkins
SP -- Dwight Gooden
RP -- Rod Scurry
RP -- Steve Howe

 

Fergie Jenkins was on drugs? Must have missed that memo.

 

Paul Molitor would be my third baseman or DH.

 

From baseball-reference.com

 

Completely forgot about Molitor. Good catch.

 

Benito Santiago, chew know, was on the list, chew know? I am, chew know, shocked, chew know.

 

The 1982 St. Louis Cardinals ... all of them.

 

With an arm -- and apparently, nose -- like Doc's, is there even a need for more pitchers?

 

I forget. Is Mastercard honoring this group before Game one or two of the World Series. Will Jim Gray be doing on field interviews.

 

Have some Coke and a smile!