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MLB's all-cokehead team

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Jinga_Thomson, Oct 2, 2006.

  1. Jinga_Thomson

    Jinga_Thomson Member

    Hope this isn't a d_b.


    Including this one:

    2B - Joe Morgan
    A Hall of Fame second baseman, Morgan ingested so much cocaine into his system during his heyday that he is now nothing more than a walking invalid who was given a job broadcasting baseball simply so millions of Americans could laugh at him every week. With some of the shit that comes out of his mouth, he is a poster child for the harmful effects drugs can have on your mind and a walking reminder of why kids should just say no.
  2. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    Yeah, I can hardly believe nobody has already posted this obscure blog with nothing of interest.
  3. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    If you're serious about an all-drug (modern era 1970s-present) team, here my offering:

    C -- Benito Santiago
    1B -- Keith Hernandez
    2B -- Allan Wiggins
    SS -- Tony Phillips
    3B -- Dale Berra
    OF -- Dave Parker
    OF -- Darryl Strawberry
    OF -- Tim Raines
    DH -- Rafael Palmeiro
    SP -- Vida Blue
    SP -- Ferguson Jenkins
    SP -- Dwight Gooden
    RP -- Rod Scurry
    RP -- Steve Howe
  4. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Fergie Jenkins was on drugs? Must have missed that memo.
  5. Sea Bass

    Sea Bass Well-Known Member

    Paul Molitor would be my third baseman or DH.
  6. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    From baseball-reference.com

  7. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Completely forgot about Molitor. Good catch.
  8. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Benito Santiago, chew know, was on the list, chew know? I am, chew know, shocked, chew know.
  9. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    The 1982 St. Louis Cardinals ... all of them.
  10. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    With an arm -- and apparently, nose -- like Doc's, is there even a need for more pitchers?
  11. Jim Tom Pinch

    Jim Tom Pinch Active Member

    I forget. Is Mastercard honoring this group before Game one or two of the World Series. Will Jim Gray be doing on field interviews.
  12. Claws for Concern

    Claws for Concern Active Member

    Have some Coke and a smile!
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