MLB credits Aaron with 50 more homers (yes, it's the Onion) . . . . . .

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/mlb_credits_hank_aaron_with_50

 

Bud wishes......

 

How do you become a writer for the Onion? How much does it pay?

 

They keep their operations tighter than La Cosa Nostra. Pretty sure they recruit writers the same way that Augusta National recruits members.

 

So the writer must be a man, at least 45 and worth a coupla hundred mill? The first two would be easy to find.. the latter.. not so much.

 

The story is close to true ... doesn't Sadaharu Oh actually have more than 800 career HRs?

 

It's about time the famous "Empty Stadium" game was recognized...

 

If truly the case, that would suck. Another how many seasons of looking at that arrogant bastard Bonds.

This is when I can appreciate good fiction, however.

 

funny stuff