MLB.com's "Meet Alyssa Milano" contest: Is this ironic?

Damn. She's made the rounds. I would still hit it, though.

 

You should have sent a tape of your Little League career to the Yankees, they probably would have signed you to a four-year, $40 million deal.

 

She was with all those "name" players, but Carmen Fanzone gets her best.

 

I might just quit my job to enter. Hell, I'm more than qualified. A bit dorky & an ex-pitcher with multiple arm surgeries.

 

Who knew back in the '80s that portraying the daughter of a former major leaguer (Cards 2B Tony Micelli) would someday compel her to obsessively seek carnal activity with major leaguers? Is this some kind of weird daddy complex manifesting itself?

 

I don't care how many times Alyssa's been around the basepaths (or in the crease, since she has dated hockey players, too), I'd jump at this chance. Call out the fire department, boys, because Alyssa is s-s-s-s-s-smokin'!

 

save it, guys. leave it to leo1 to express the board's unslakeable thirst for all things milano. my guess is he's already on a plane to collect his, uh, booty.

 

He's gonna have to fight me for bench space.

 

So if she'd dated four guys who WEREN'T baseball players, she'd just have dated four guys, right? So maybe she should expand her dating pool, but it's not like dating four guys makes her a whore.

 

Naahhh.

Rain on your wedding day ... now THAT's ironic.

Or a free ride when you've already paid.

 

Maybe they're just all fine young men!

 

Yeah, other than the fact that Pavano is a spineless yellow bastard that should be put away for grand larceny.