Mitt Romney -- I Warned Y'all

It's the Hillary Effect. Try all the dialects, see what works.

 

Well, kiss my grits.

 

You don;t really believe that urban legend, do you?
(Before someone posts the video, remember that she's quoting a poem, in dialect. If I read Robert Burns, am I pretending to be Scottish?)

 

Depends on whether you can distinguish a burr from a brogue...

 

Just don't quote Isaac Bashevis Singer

 

I'm trying to figure out why, all of s sudden, I'm typing semi-colons instead of apostrophes.

 

I can, in that I can understand people speaking in an Irish brogue and haven't the first fucking clue what any Scottish person is saying, ever.

 

Great. This may be the most unelectable collection of shitbags ever foisted on the American voting public. Not a one of them is worth a steaming pile of pit bull droppings.
If McCain were just only a little nuts, maybe, but ...
Romney just shot himself in the foot, you know, the kind of move guys who wanted out of combat used to get out of combat (before joining the Air Guard and defending the skies of Alabama). Giuliani's own kids hate him. How can you vote for a guy whose own kids hate him?
Obomba hasn't got a fucking clue. Chair a Senate committee first, then see if you can get promoted from the JV.
Hillary? She's smart, but evil. I was discussing Cheney with some friends - I met him when he was SecDef and he was damn sharp - but they said, yeah, he's sharp, but he's evil. Maybe he's Hillary evil twin or vice versa.

 

Richardson.

 

Richardson won't even vote for Richardson.

He's running for VP.

 

Draft Oprah ... .