Mitch's Necropalooza

By my calculations, based on this post, you're working at least two jobs.

 

The writer you are, the player you get.

 

Joe Walsh smiles...

 

I think O_T is living a life of illusion.

 

Y'all better have posts with no typos in it from now through eternity.

 

And no agreement problems ("posts with no typos in it..." ??? )

 

And Dooley goes for the kill. ...

 

I'm sorry, could you writer that louder?

 

Subject-verb agreement are often a problem.

 

So the bottom line is I'm not a cynical asshole and all of you are. You know what? I can live with that.

 

People who call others cynical assholes have really small penises.

Gee, this game is fun.

 

I didn't think the column was that bad. If people reading were sick of Mitch Albom because his style has grown old to them over the years, I can definitely see how they might not like the article. But if someone wanted to read something a little different about Bo this morning over breakfast, I think this article would be a decent choice.