Milwaukee mayor beaten with lead pipe

http://www.jsonline.com/news/milwaukee/53347442.html

"I'll take the crazy dude with the lead pipe at the State Fair."

 

No security detail with him... makes finding his assailant no lead-pipe cinch....

 

No arrests yet? The cops better get the lead out and get after the guy.

 

It was apparently the boyfriend of Miss Scarlett. They were having an argument and the Mayor stepped in when she screamed for help.

 

Not a good day for Stallis, which also saw an employee at a clothing store murdered during a robbery.

 

Damn you Tony, you stole my line. Police have released a sketch of the suspect.

 

Is the mayor a Democrat or a Republican?

 

Dem.

Which just goes to show, Milwaukee should stick to electing Socialist mayors.

 

Wow, Dan, it's been so long since I played Clue that I don't remember Mr. Green. Off the top of my head I can think of Miss Scarlet, Mrs. White, Mrs. Peacock, Professor Plum and Colonel Mustard.

 

Well, he showed some sense of personal integrity in putting himself in harm's way to help that lady. So he's not much of a Dem.

 

Mr. Green is the 6th, played by Michael McKean in the underrated movie. And I believe it's spelled Scarlet.