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Military: No Abuse at Guantanamo

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by GB-Hack, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070207/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/guantanamo_abuse_probe
     
  2. [​IMG]

    Move along, nothing to see here.
     
  3. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

    Laughing heartily.
     
  4. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Hijinx? Sure. Abuse? No way, Jose.
     
  5. Failed to speak with any of the victims?
    I'm convinced.
     
  6. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    You're better off with no investigation than an investigation that does no investigating. This kind of shit makes us look so bad.
     
  7. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Give 'em a break. They were all foreigners. They speak different languages.

    You'd think after five years in quasi-U.S. custody they'd have the courtesy to learn English, though.
     
  8. I think they're probably familiar with the phrase, "....or we'll kick your ass" at this point.
     
  9. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    That story is simply fantastic.

    Can you imagine the investigation?

    "So, uhh, did you guys beat anyone up?"

    "Nope."

    "All right, sounds good to me. Enjoy Cuba!"
     
  10. Be sure to ask nicely, Danny.
     
  11. And be sure to bring some Dramamine. Or oregano.
     
  12. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    You believe that, don't you Danny?

    That I'm here to help you, in any way I can?

    (How many times have we AFGM-jacked threads now?)
     
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