Mike Jarvis has a job again

At Florida Atlantic University.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080527/ap_on_sp_co_ne/bkc_florida_atlantic_jarvis_3

 

Hockeybeat just hate-fucked a tourist and doesn't know why.

 

South Florida just might be far enough to escape the long arm of HB. Somehow, I don't see HB getting a forwarding address for Mike Jarvis for his holiday card list ...

 

How did Willie forget about him?

 

Might I ask what the backstory behind this is?

I know Jarvis had also applied for the Alcorn State job. Dude must be hard up.

 

One of my first bylines was an article on Jarvis for the Phoenix when he was head coach at Cambridge Rindge and Latin High School with star player Patrick Ewing. He was a highly accomplished, humane cheater then, and I doubt he's changed.

 

I can NOT put into words how hard I just laughed at this.

 

So did Cosmo. I hope a jellyfish eats Jarvis' balls.

 

But Cosmo, you do that as a matter of course.

 

But isn't Jarvis protected by all the other sharks? You know ... professional courtesy.

 

Maitre d's throughout Manhattan will be thrilled at the prospect of a winter without looking up and hearing: "I'm Mike Jarvis. Don't you know who I am?"

 

He was already living in Boca Raton, so FAU didn't have to pay moving expenses.