Michael Jordan, this link's for you . . .

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/488346p-411226c.html

. . . Ahmad Rashad, Mike Wilbon and Juanita.

Strahan's wife took him to the cleaners. You better hope you fare better, my friend.

Start rounding up about 10 more deep-pocketed partners for that NBA franchise you're going to buy.

 

Not saying he didnt deserve the problem he brought on himself, but good god -- isn't that a bit excessive?

 

Judges always award a fantastic sum to women in these cases, especially with children involved.

It is because of this theory that I predict Heather Mills will receive a nice chunk of change (even though the case will be litigated in the UK), as much as I can't stand the bitch.

 

This will get appealed and the award very likely could be lowered.

 

[Jamie Foxx]
She take my money, well I'm in need
Yeah she's a triflin friend indeed
Oh she's a gold digger way over time
That digs on me

[Chorus:]
(she steal me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
But she aint messin wit no broke n***** (she steal me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
but she aint messin wit no broke n*****(I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head


[Verse 1:]
[Jamie Foxx's Lyrics Repeated across verse]
Cutie the bomb
Met her at a beauty salon
With a baby louis vuitton
Under her under arm
She said I can tell you rock
I can tell by ya charm
Far as girls you got a flock
I can tell by ya charm and ya arm
but I'm lookin for the one
have you seen her
My psychic told me she'ya have a ass like Serena
Trina, Jennifer Lopez, four kids
An I gotta take all they bad ass to show-biz
Ok get ya kids but then they got they friends
I Pulled up in the Benz, they all got up in
We all went to din and then I had to pay
If you fuckin' with this girl then you betta be paid
You know why
Take too much to touch her
From what I heard she got a baby by Busta
My best friend say she use to fuck with Usher
I don't care what none of y'all say I still love her

[Chorus:]
(she steal me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
But she aint messin wit no broke n***** (she steal me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
but she aint messin wit no broke n***** (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head


[Verse 2:]
[Jamie Foxx Lyrics Repeated across verse]
18 years, 18 years
She got one of yo kids got you for 18 years
I know somebody payin child support for one of his kids
His baby momma car, crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV Any Given Sunday
Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was spose to buy ya shorty tyco with ya money yeah.
She went to the doctor got lipo with ya money
She walkin around lookin like Michael with ya money
Shoulda got that insured, GEICO for ya moneeey(your money)
If you aint no punk holla We Want Prenupt
WE WANT PRENUPT!, Yeaah
It's something that you need to have
Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his

[Chorus:]
(she steal me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
But she aint messin wit no broke n***** (she steal me money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
but she aint messin wit no broke n***** (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head



Now I aint sayin you a gold digger you got needs
You don't want a dude to smoke but he can't buy weed
You go out to eat, can't pay ya'll can't leave
There's dishes in the back, he gotta roll up his sleeves
But while yall washin watch him
He gone make it to a Benz out of that Datsun
He got that ambition baby look in his eyes
jamie foxx comes in
This week he moppin floors next week it's the fries
So, stick by his side
I know his dude's ballin and yea thats nice
And they gone keep callin and tryin
But you stay right girl
But when you get on he leave yo ass for a white girl


Get down girl go head get down
Get down girl go head get down
get down girl go head get down
[she take my money]
Let me here that back

 

Next up, Jason and Joumana Kidd.

 

Strahan's assets totaled just $13 mil? Seems a little low for one of the NFL's highest paid players, doesn't it?

 

I could imagine he spent a portion of it. I believe he put a lot of money into that Jersey mansion.

Excellent piece in '03 from USA Today on the Strahans and their mansion.

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/football/nfl/giants/2003-05-05-strahan-house-cover_x.htm

 

He signed a prenup. He screwed himself.

Best line:
And just like a Super Bowl winner, when asked what she's going to do next, she flashed a smile and said, "I'm going to Disney World with the kids."

 

His assests totaled 23 million.

White women. Once you go white, you're never all right

 

what is this dude doing marrying a woman six years older than him? no wonder she took him to the cleaners! he was in way over his head.

elijah muhammad said it best: half your age plus 7.

 

She's cuter than that gap-toothed knucklehead deserved.

And I didn't realize at the time the first story came out with her accusing Michael of getting it on with his best friend, TV doctor Ian Smith....that that's Dr. Ian from Celebrity Fit Club!