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Michael Jordan, this link's for you . . .

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by RokSki, Jan 13, 2007.

  1. RokSki

    RokSki New Member

    http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/488346p-411226c.html

    . . . Ahmad Rashad, Mike Wilbon and Juanita.

    Strahan's wife took him to the cleaners. You better hope you fare better, my friend.

    Start rounding up about 10 more deep-pocketed partners for that NBA franchise you're going to buy.
     
  2. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Not saying he didnt deserve the problem he brought on himself, but good god -- isn't that a bit excessive?
     
  3. tommyp

    tommyp Member

    Judges always award a fantastic sum to women in these cases, especially with children involved.

    It is because of this theory that I predict Heather Mills will receive a nice chunk of change (even though the case will be litigated in the UK), as much as I can't stand the bitch.
     
  4. wickedwritah

    wickedwritah Guest

    This will get appealed and the award very likely could be lowered.
     
  5. Chuck~Taylor

    Chuck~Taylor Active Member

    [​IMG]
    [Jamie Foxx]
    She take my money, well I'm in need
    Yeah she's a triflin friend indeed
    Oh she's a gold digger way over time
    That digs on me


    [Chorus:]
    (she steal me money)
    Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
    But she aint messin wit no broke n***** (she steal me money)
    Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
    but she aint messin wit no broke n*****(I gotta leave)
    get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
    get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
    get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
    get down girl go head



    [Verse 1:]
    [Jamie Foxx's Lyrics Repeated across verse]
    Cutie the bomb
    Met her at a beauty salon
    With a baby louis vuitton
    Under her under arm
    She said I can tell you rock
    I can tell by ya charm
    Far as girls you got a flock
    I can tell by ya charm and ya arm
    but I'm lookin for the one
    have you seen her
    My psychic told me she'ya have a ass like Serena
    Trina, Jennifer Lopez, four kids
    An I gotta take all they bad ass to show-biz
    Ok get ya kids but then they got they friends
    I Pulled up in the Benz, they all got up in
    We all went to din and then I had to pay
    If you fuckin' with this girl then you betta be paid
    You know why
    Take too much to touch her
    From what I heard she got a baby by Busta
    My best friend say she use to fuck with Usher
    I don't care what none of y'all say I still love her

    [Chorus:]
    (she steal me money)
    Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
    But she aint messin wit no broke n***** (she steal me money)
    Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
    but she aint messin wit no broke n***** (I gotta leave)
    get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
    get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
    get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
    get down girl go head


    [Verse 2:]
    [Jamie Foxx Lyrics Repeated across verse]
    18 years, 18 years
    She got one of yo kids got you for 18 years
    I know somebody payin child support for one of his kids
    His baby momma car, crib is bigger than his
    You will see him on TV Any Given Sunday
    Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
    She was spose to buy ya shorty tyco with ya money yeah.
    She went to the doctor got lipo with ya money
    She walkin around lookin like Michael with ya money
    Shoulda got that insured, GEICO for ya moneeey(your money)
    If you aint no punk holla We Want Prenupt
    WE WANT PRENUPT!, Yeaah
    It's something that you need to have
    Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half
    18 years, 18 years
    And on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his

    [Chorus:]
    (she steal me money)
    Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
    But she aint messin wit no broke n***** (she steal me money)
    Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)
    but she aint messin wit no broke n***** (I gotta leave)
    get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
    get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
    get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
    get down girl go head



    Now I aint sayin you a gold digger you got needs
    You don't want a dude to smoke but he can't buy weed
    You go out to eat, can't pay ya'll can't leave
    There's dishes in the back, he gotta roll up his sleeves
    But while yall washin watch him
    He gone make it to a Benz out of that Datsun
    He got that ambition baby look in his eyes
    jamie foxx comes in
    This week he moppin floors next week it's the fries
    So, stick by his side
    I know his dude's ballin and yea thats nice
    And they gone keep callin and tryin
    But you stay right girl
    But when you get on he leave yo ass for a white girl


    Get down girl go head get down
    Get down girl go head get down
    get down girl go head get down
    [she take my money]
    Let me here that back
     
  6. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    Next up, Jason and Joumana Kidd.
     
  7. DrRosenpenis

    DrRosenpenis Member

    Strahan's assets totaled just $13 mil? Seems a little low for one of the NFL's highest paid players, doesn't it?
     
  8. tommyp

    tommyp Member

    I could imagine he spent a portion of it. I believe he put a lot of money into that Jersey mansion.

    Excellent piece in '03 from USA Today on the Strahans and their mansion.

    http://www.usatoday.com/sports/football/nfl/giants/2003-05-05-strahan-house-cover_x.htm
     
  9. lantaur

    lantaur Active Member

    He signed a prenup. He screwed himself.

    Best line:
    And just like a Super Bowl winner, when asked what she's going to do next, she flashed a smile and said, "I'm going to Disney World with the kids."
     
  10. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    His assests totaled 23 million.

    White women. Once you go white, you're never all right
     
  11. what is this dude doing marrying a woman six years older than him? no wonder she took him to the cleaners! he was in way over his head.

    elijah muhammad said it best: half your age plus 7.
     
  12. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    She's cuter than that gap-toothed knucklehead deserved.

    And I didn't realize at the time the first story came out with her accusing Michael of getting it on with his best friend, TV doctor Ian Smith....that that's Dr. Ian from Celebrity Fit Club!
     
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