M'fkers who sing while they're calling in games.

Not so much on the number of variations, but I had an interesting interpretation of Eric at my last stop: Ayriq.

 

Ayriq!? Now there's a mother that needs bitch-slapped.

 

We're just a couple of years away from having a kid with the last name of Chicken playing at the local high school.

 

Someone told me there's some twin fifth-graders in our area named Limejello and Orangejello

They're not pronounced like they look though. I think it's "lee-muh-jello" and "oran-guh-lo"

Part of me hopes its true

 

It's a gag from a 20-year-old Dan Jenkins book.

 

I seriously knew a kid named Orangejello once. My mom's a first-grade teacher. He was in her class.