Mel Gibson's new chick...

Mel's Rumored Russian -- All Knocked Up!

Posted Apr 15th 2009 11:39AM by TMZ Staff

...by her own husband.

Both Mel Gibson and Russian singer Oksana Kolesnikova have already blasted affair rumors -- yesterday in L.A., a very upset Oksana insisted she's "happily married" -- and 4-months pregnant with her hubby's child.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/04/15/mels-rumored-russian-all-knocked-up/

 

Wrong Oksana, TMZ.

 

I have two sons, both of whom were in the prime demo when SP debuted.
"The Passion Of The Jew" is a masterpiece.

 

That's what she said.

 

He's converting to judaism for her.

 

She looks like a mix of Ellen Pompeo and Kate Walsh... only prettier.

 

They have between 15-20 episodes that are pure magical gold.

Tuk r Jebs!!!

 

Mel Gibson -- fucking pig:

 

Clearly you got the fucking right.

 

I'm not going to judge him too harshly (for this, at least) since on last nite's Tonight Show he said he and his wife have been separated for three years. So, it's not like he dumped the wife for the chippy.

 

Poor Mel, taking Timothy Dalton's sloppy seconds...

 

You know, watching Mel on the Tonight Show last night, I was struck by my reaction to him. I, like many, many others (I'm sure) used to love this guy. He was Riggs, for crissakes. We knew he was a little strange in the religion department, but that didn't bother us. His movies were blockbusters, they were pretty good, and he was quick to laugh at himself, which was endearing. He was the proverbial guy who guys wanted to be, and women wanted to be with.

Now? Gee... I still want to like him, but there's all that baggage...