Me, a 12-pack of Coors, a razor and a bottle of Hydrogen Peroxide

UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK.

I've given up. Just about lost consciousness at one point.

Got another section deeper into the head of the corn, but I can't bring myself to go through the center of the head.

Gave her another squeeze, and apparently some anti-freeze or some other lime-green like substance exited my toe.

Oh well. If it doesn't heal within the week, I'll go see the doc.

After that, I'll just lop the sumbitch off.

Thanks to all for their help/advice.

 

Just burn it off, dude.

 

You don't really need that foot, do you?

 

You know, a lot of people see the doctor BEFORE getting drunk and trying to carve things off themselves. Just sayin'.

 

NOW you tell me!




EDIT: For all you douces, it's a special effects site. It's called mishmashmakeup.com.au. You can see the finger bent under through a hole in the table. It's why there's gauze there.

jesus.

 

Most drug stores sell special instruments to rid the foot of corns/callouses.
I used one on my dad a few months after he had a bone marrow transplant. He was under strict instructions to not bleed or risk infection, but for some reason he wanted to experience a pedicure. Luckily, the Phoenix Suns game on TV distracted him while we mopped up the blood. It was quite the father-daughter bonding experience.
Did get rid of the corn, though.

 

Yeah, isn't there like a little medicated bandaid that gets rid of it in a few days - at least that's what it said on the teeeeveeee.

 

This is way better than those reality TV shows

 

Oh, that's just not cool, IJAG. And trust me: I know not cool.

 

That's true. He does.

 

I'll vouch for Mikey

 

It's a special effects page. You can see the knuckle bent under.

Jesus.