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Mayor in Brazil tries outlawing death....

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by jakewriter82, Mar 29, 2008.

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  1. jakewriter82

    jakewriter82 Active Member

    Because the town's cemetery is full.

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1641442.html

    This story seems fake to me.

    Especially considering toward the end it says:

    Who in his or her right mind would take this law seriously?
     
    jakewriter82, Mar 29, 2008
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  2. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Although so far there's no known treatment for death's crippling effects, still everyone can acquaint himself with the three early warning signs of death: one, rigor mortis; two, a rotting smell; three, occasional drowsiness.
     
    BYH, Mar 29, 2008
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  3. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    I guess it goes without saying that this guy is against capital punishment ...
     
    novelist_wannabe, Mar 29, 2008
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  4. jakewriter82

    jakewriter82 Active Member

    At least not in his town, anyway. :p
    But why outlaw it when you can tax it?
     
    jakewriter82, Mar 29, 2008
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  5. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Death is outlawed, under penalty of DEATH!
     
    Chi City 81, Mar 29, 2008
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  6. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    BIG JIM SLADE!
     
    dooley_womack1, Mar 29, 2008
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  7. Fenian_Bastard

    Fenian_Bastard Guest

    I'm voting for this guy.
     
    Fenian_Bastard, Mar 29, 2008
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  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    that was for you dools, and as usual you did not disappoint.

    BTW, that popcorn you're eating? It's been pissed in. film at 11.
     
    BYH, Mar 29, 2008
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  9. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    Good thing this guy isn't the mayor of St. Pete. He could have a place to dump about 40,000 bodies.
     
    Rumpleforeskin, Mar 29, 2008
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  10. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Why do I need zinc oxide?
     
    dooley_womack1, Mar 29, 2008
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  11. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Doesn't Brazil have the best retirement system in the world?
     
    novelist_wannabe, Mar 29, 2008
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  12. Cape_Fear

    Cape_Fear Active Member

    If you were thrilled by "The Towering Inferno," if you were terrified by "Earthquake," Then you will be SCARED SHITLESS at the Samuel L. Bronkowitz production of "That's Armageddon!"
     
    Cape_Fear, Mar 30, 2008
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