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Mayor Bloomberg Creates A Buzz

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Boom_70, Aug 10, 2012.

  1. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Trojan has a promotion going on in NYC offering free vibrators. Because of all the commotion and traffic that the events have created, The Mayor at first pulled the plug but then reconsidered after being inundated with complaints from anxious females.


    No big gulps or trans fats but vibrators for all. I guess they are good for your health in the Mayors eyes.
  2. doctorquant

    doctorquant Well-Known Member

    To each his (well her) own, I guess, but I'm reminded of one of my favorite lines from "The Rock": "What kinda fucked up tour is this?"
  3. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    Bloomberg has lost his mind:

  4. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    From the Post story:

    One of the men in line, Homer Turgeon, Heywood Jablome, 24, planned to make use of his vibrator as a somewhat unusual family gift.

    “It’s for my mother,” the 24-year-old Manhattan law student said. “She’s a dear, sweet woman. I’ll mail it to her in Washington.”
  5. Stitch

    Stitch Active Member

    New Yorkers have small dicks?
  6. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

  7. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    Yes, but the little man in the box thinks treats her like a 10. Sometimes an 11.
  8. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    She looks a little like Elaine Benes
  9. Gehrig

    Gehrig Active Member

  10. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Not really but at least the look that Elaine might give upon picking up a vibrator. Would have been a great Seinfeld episode, complete with Mayor Bloomberg.
  11. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    The "6" is so not funny. Never really was, really isn't anymore. Time to move on from that one.
  12. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    You sound like Mayor Bloomberg. :)
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