Mayor Bloomberg Creates A Buzz

Trojan has a promotion going on in NYC offering free vibrators. Because of all the commotion and traffic that the events have created, The Mayor at first pulled the plug but then reconsidered after being inundated with complaints from anxious females.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/free_vibrators_on_again_oh_yes_iiVVTpUMBp3XMwR6Aya7UJ

No big gulps or trans fats but vibrators for all. I guess they are good for your health in the Mayors eyes.

 

To each his (well her) own, I guess, but I'm reminded of one of my favorite lines from "The Rock": "What kinda fucked up tour is this?"

 

Bloomberg has lost his mind:

 

From the Post story:

One of the men in line, Homer Turgeon, Heywood Jablome, 24, planned to make use of his vibrator as a somewhat unusual family gift.

“It’s for my mother,” the 24-year-old Manhattan law student said. “She’s a dear, sweet woman. I’ll mail it to her in Washington.”

 

New Yorkers have small dicks?

 

6!

 

Yes, but the little man in the box thinks treats her like a 10. Sometimes an 11.

 

She looks a little like Elaine Benes

 

Seriously?

 

Not really but at least the look that Elaine might give upon picking up a vibrator. Would have been a great Seinfeld episode, complete with Mayor Bloomberg.

 

You sound like Mayor Bloomberg.