May 21: What will you be doing?

Saturday's my day off, so don't expect me to update the Website if I'm the only one around.

 

Just thinking, I just bought new white jeans, can I wear them before Memorial Day, considering the circumstance? Otherwise I guess I should return them.

 

AQB will still be grounded.

 

If this shit does go down I'm going Woody Harrelson in Zombieland on all of these fucks.

 

Same here, only in Madison, Wis. I'll be working on my streak of dozens of mysterious absences when it's time to throw the garter. I'm not going anywhere near that thing.

 

The classic Gannett hed.

 

You mean we can get Chik-Fil-A on Sundays now?

 

An end-of-the-world FAQ sheet, including what happens to your pets (not good, unless they're kenneled by Eternal Earthbound Pets), and the significance of exploding watermelons in China.
Also, it's the gay's fault.

But good news Dyno, as you and the passengers are flying through space!: The Earth will stick around for a few more months of "chaos and awful suffering" before being obliterated Oct. 21.


http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/hottopics/detail?entry_id=89183

 

...and you will be stuck with the fat, sweaty, mouth-breathers on either side

 

"I think I'll have a drink."

 

If Night of the Comet has taught me anything, it's that I will survive global doom by falling asleep in the projection room of a movie theatre, and that I will be able to mostly shop unbothered by zombies at the mall thereafter.

 

Possibly taking track results over the phone.

Dear World: If you're gonna end, do it mid-afternoon... 5 p.m. latest.