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Maurice Clarett Arrested -- Again.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by D.Sanchez, Aug 9, 2006.

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  1. D.Sanchez

    D.Sanchez Member

    D.Sanchez, Aug 9, 2006
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  2. Riddick

    Riddick Active Member

    Wonder if he's wishing he had just quietly accepted the suspension instead of raising the ruckus that ruined his career?
     
    Riddick, Aug 9, 2006
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  3. KJIM

    KJIM Well-Known Member

    "Officers used Mace to subdue Clarett after a stun gun was ineffective because the former Fiesta Bowl star was wearing a bullet-resistant vest, Sgt. Michael Woods said." - from the AP story

    Mine's at the cleaners.
     
    KJIM, Aug 9, 2006
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  4. MU_was_not_so_hard

    MU_was_not_so_hard Active Member

    Repeat after me:
    I will not fight an unwinnable battle against the NCAA, drop off the football map, rob people at gunpoint and invest in bullet-proof vests.
    I will not fight an unwinnable battle against the NCAA, drop off the football map, rob people at gunpoint and invest in bullet-proof vests.
    I will not fight an unwinnable battle against the NCAA, drop off the football map, rob people at gunpoint and invest in bullet-proof vests.
    I will not fight an unwinnable battle against the NCAA, drop off the football map, rob people at gunpoint and invest in bullet-proof vests.
    I will not fight an unwinnable battle against the NCAA, drop off the football map, rob people at gunpoint and invest in bullet-proof vests.
    I will not fight an unwinnable battle against the NCAA, drop off the football map, rob people at gunpoint and invest in bullet-proof vests.
    I will not fight an unwinnable battle against the NCAA, drop off the football map, rob people at gunpoint and invest in bullet-proof vests.
    I will not fight an unwinnable battle against the NCAA, drop off the football map, rob people at gunpoint and invest in bullet-proof vests.
    I will not fight an unwinnable battle against the NCAA, drop off the football map, rob people at gunpoint and invest in bullet-proof vests.
     
    MU_was_not_so_hard, Aug 9, 2006
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  5. Riddick

    Riddick Active Member

    Doesn't the word "again" belong at the end of that sentence?
     
    Riddick, Aug 9, 2006
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  6. Ben Bernanke

    Ben Bernanke Guest

    If the body armor doesn't fit, you must acquit.
     
    Ben Bernanke, Aug 9, 2006
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  7. Duane Postum

    Duane Postum Member

    Short of killing someone (I'm sure that's in the plans), could this kid fuck up any more?
     
    Duane Postum, Aug 9, 2006
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  8. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    He could hook up with Paris Hilton.

    Or sign with the Browns.
     
    Armchair_QB, Aug 9, 2006
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  9. Rosie

    Rosie Active Member

    Good grief, A_QB! Don't give him any ideas! :eek:
     
    Rosie, Aug 9, 2006
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  10. Riddick

    Riddick Active Member

    He could start hanging out with Shawn Kemp.
    He could go to the CFL to play football.
    He could co-star in Road House III.
     
    Riddick, Aug 9, 2006
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  11. MU_was_not_so_hard

    MU_was_not_so_hard Active Member

    Rocky 7?
     
    MU_was_not_so_hard, Aug 9, 2006
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  12. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    Please. Clarett has "Bengals" written all over him.
     
    Trey Beamon, Aug 9, 2006
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