Marginal NBA-NFL talents rejoice: Kim Kardashian back on market

I don't know about that, but a bunch of bruthas just got sprung.

 

Reggie Bush just friended Kim on facebook.....and doesn't know why.

 

You know....all the talk about Kim's mother Kris has me thinking.

If when Kim was doing the porno with Ray-J....was Kris in the background giving her advice?

I envision the following sequence.

"Sweetie-pie.......just remember.....it takes just as much effort to swallow as it does to spit it out"

"Ray....you bitch....if you blow a load in my pretty girls face, I will whip your ass........"

"Jesus Christ.....you call that a hand-job? Move out of the fucking way!"

 

Without that sex video, people would barely know who she is.

 

She is just a smarter whore than most hookers.

 

Has Machine Head come to grips with this yet? I'm worried about him.

 

Broken-hearted Kim will be dating some other poor horny sap in 10, 9, 8, .....

Really I'll say 10 days.

 

I'll bet she already is. US Weekly will have it within the week.

 

So, nomadic sex is her decathlon? Is she world-class?

 

This was child's play.

 

she should marry Brett Favre

 

i'd be studying the nba schedule to see when Lamar Odom and Kris Humphries were next to face each other....if there were such a thing as an NBA schedule.