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Marge vs. the Monorail: The best Simpsons ever?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by BYH, Jun 28, 2007.

  1. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    It's on right now in this here neck of the woods.

    "Is there a chance the track could bend?" "Not on your life my Hindu friend."

    Oh Andy Capp. You wife beater you.
  2. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Lisa's got a crush on Mr. Bergstrom and Bart's running for class president here.
    I'd much rather be singing about dead possums (I call the big one Bitie) and Hindu friends.
  3. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Sorry, I need the Quik-E-Mart, I dooooo!
  4. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    I can't open this can...

    Take my pen knife, my good man.
  5. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    The ring came off my pudding can ... that's the correct line.

    "The cosmic ballet goes on."

    My all-time favorite episode. Hands down. Written by Conan O'Brien.
  6. Mighty_Wingman

    Mighty_Wingman Active Member

    I'll take "Last Exit to Springfield."

    Mr. Burns "coming on" to Homer. Lisa's "I'm a monster!" when she gets her new braces. Grampa's onion story. This exchange on "Smartline":

    Kent Brockman: Now, Mr. Burns, you said you wanted an opening tirade.
    Mr. Burns: Yes, thank you, Kent. Fifteen minutes from now, I will wreak a terrible vengeance on this city. No one will be spared. NO ONE.
    Kent Brockman: [chuckles] A chilling portrait of things to come.

    Even Lisa's cheesy protest song cracks me up.
  7. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Mono means one and rail means rail. That concludes our intensive three-week course.
  8. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

  9. John

    John Well-Known Member

    I couldn't pick a best ever, but I sure do love some of the Sideshow Bob episodes, as well as the Hank Scorpio episode.

    There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.
  10. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Rakes. My mortal enemy.

    "Who wants to go thru the briar patch?"
    "Me! Me! No!"
    "Two to one!"
  11. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    "And let me say: May the force be with you!"
    "Do you even know who I am?"
    "Of course I do. Weren't you one of the Little Rascals?"
  12. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    Well done, BBAM.
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