Marge vs. the Monorail: The best Simpsons ever?

It's on right now in this here neck of the woods.

"Is there a chance the track could bend?" "Not on your life my Hindu friend."

Oh Andy Capp. You wife beater you.

 

Lisa's got a crush on Mr. Bergstrom and Bart's running for class president here.
I'd much rather be singing about dead possums (I call the big one Bitie) and Hindu friends.

 

Sorry, I need the Quik-E-Mart, I dooooo!

 

I can't open this can...

Take my pen knife, my good man.

 

The ring came off my pudding can ... that's the correct line.

"The cosmic ballet goes on."


My all-time favorite episode. Hands down. Written by Conan O'Brien.

 

I'll take "Last Exit to Springfield."

Mr. Burns "coming on" to Homer. Lisa's "I'm a monster!" when she gets her new braces. Grampa's onion story. This exchange on "Smartline":

Kent Brockman: Now, Mr. Burns, you said you wanted an opening tirade.
Mr. Burns: Yes, thank you, Kent. Fifteen minutes from now, I will wreak a terrible vengeance on this city. No one will be spared. NO ONE.
Kent Brockman: [chuckles] A chilling portrait of things to come.

Even Lisa's cheesy protest song cracks me up.

 

Mono means one and rail means rail. That concludes our intensive three-week course.

 

The Monorail song

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I couldn't pick a best ever, but I sure do love some of the Sideshow Bob episodes, as well as the Hank Scorpio episode.

There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.

 

Rakes. My mortal enemy.

"Who wants to go thru the briar patch?"
"Me! Me! No!"
"Two to one!"

 

"And let me say: May the force be with you!"
"Do you even know who I am?"
"Of course I do. Weren't you one of the Little Rascals?"

 

Well done, BBAM.