Man killed by Burger King worker

Damn it. The first thing I did was scan for Fast Times references and I totally missed it.

 

Double Standard.

 

So the old guy was causing a scene, swung at the 20-year-old first, who swung back and it's a homicide?

 

No. Double Jeopardy. She had to put up with John Edwards.

 

Old fucker got what was coming to him if that's the case.

 

If cancer was a Burger King employee, we probably would

Alternate punchline: Cancer is only funny in Funky Winkerbean, where everyone has it (except the alcoholics).

 

Definitely brings a new meaning to an order to go ...

 

Don't ask for pickles don't ask for lettuce . special orders do upset us.

 

The paramedics were otherwise occupied:

 

Anytime a human is killed by another, it's a homicide. Very well could be this one is justifiable and no one is ever charged with a crime, but it's still homicide.

That's why the distinction between "homicide" and "murder" is so important in crime reporting. One is necessarily a crime, the other isn't. They're not interchangeable.

 

Fantastic. Just fantastic.