Man, I'm gonna be rich!

Congratulations on the new found cash HB.

On a seperate but similar note, I could really use a loan right now so when you get your cash, give me a call. A half million would be enough to get me through this crisis.

 

Shit, it just keeps getting better!

I got this today!

So polite. This can't fail! Oh, how can I say no?

 

You should ask for a topless pic...for security purposes.

 

QUIT MESSING WITH MY WOMAN!!!!!!!!

Angie, Angie, when will those e-mails disappear?
Angie, Angie, where will it lead us from here
With no loving in our souls, and no money in our CitiBank accounts,
You can't say we're satisfied
But Angie, Angie, you can't say we never tried.

Angie, you're beautiful, but ain't it time we said goodbye?
Angie, I still love you, remember all those nights we cried
All the dreams we held so close seemed to all go up in smoke
Let me whisper in your ear

Angie, Angie, where will it lead us from here
Oh, Angie, don't you weep, all your kisses still taste sweet
I hate that sadness in your eyes
But Angie, Angie, ain't it time we say good-bye

With no loving in our souls, and no money in our bank accounts
You can't say we're satisfied
But Angie, I still love you, Baby, everywhere I look I see your eyes
There ain't a woman that comes close to you, come on baby, dry our eyes

But Angie, Angie, ain't it good to be alive
Angie, Angie, they can't say we never tried

 

From: Vern U. York [Vern@pacpipe.com]
Subject: When I tried to give him oral sex, I practically choked. How do I do it without gagging? Please help!
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Ladies always whooped at me and even men did in the municipal WC!
Well, now I sriek at them, because I took Me - ga - Di k
for 3 months and now my peter is very much best than federal.
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is harmful to the German economy and the European economy,
added that German bond prices would then rise in marks, but fall in
of the Quantum Fund, and a close Soros associate for many years.
was above the fray, indifferent this time to another ERM crisis.
They looked for what market specialists call footprints, clues

 

Money and a hottie? How can you go wrong.

Congratulations to you and Miss Angela on the upcoming nuptials/check-cashing. May your first-born child be a masculine one.

 

sadly, too many people fall for this stuff.

 

What do you mean? You don't trust them?

 

Maybe you can take some of your newfound cash and go back and find that homeless guy you felt badly about not helping earlier in the week...

 

'... on the same night i arrived Gambia i was attacked by 2 big boys in my guest house (hotel) room, they rubbed me ...'

That doesn't sound that bad.

 

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