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Man goes over Niagara Falls and lives

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Double J, Mar 11, 2009.

  1. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    The moron hopped a retaining wall, jumped into the Niagara River above the Horseshoe Falls and was swept over. The force of the current ripped off his clothes but not his head, unfortunately. It tried, though - he's being treated for "a large head wound" and "severe hypothermia."

  2. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    By the sounds of things, he fucked up a suicide attempt.

    999 times out of 1,000 it's a done deal.

  3. buckweaver

    buckweaver Active Member

    Big Ed Delahanty weeps.
  4. pseudo

    pseudo Well-Known Member

    Agreed. And then, EMS personnel have to risk their own lives to rescue the idiot.

  5. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    More amazing than surviving the fall is still being alive after spending 40 minutes in that freezing water.
  6. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    I blame Obama. [/wingnutnation]
  7. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    He didn't get part of the bailout money
  8. Smallpotatoes

    Smallpotatoes Well-Known Member

    Ni-agara Falls!
    Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch...
  9. spaceman

    spaceman Active Member

    can't wait for the story where he finds Jesus at the bottom of the falls.
  10. Jesus_Muscatel

    Jesus_Muscatel Active Member

    One of the most memorable Stooges scenes ever. (W/ redux, natch.)

    Although my favorite would be the ice fishin' scene in "Rockin' In the Rockies."

    Larry: "That fish looks like Moe."

    Curly: "It IS Moe!"

    Moe: "Do I look like a sucka???"
  11. Hammer Pants

    Hammer Pants Active Member

    I'm imagining the following opening from The 700 Club.

    "John Doe jumped toward Hell, but he landed closer to Heaven..."
  12. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Is THAT where you can find him?!?
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