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Man Dies During Sex with Scarecrow (and that's not even the weird part)

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Riptide, Jul 30, 2015.

  1. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member


    A kinky Argentinian man croaked while having sex with a scarecrow that he dressed in lipstick and a wig — and strapped a sex toy on, according to reports.

    Jose Alberto, 58, was found dead in his San Jose de Balcare home, lying next to the straw doll, the Irish Mirror reported.

    "There were no signs of violence, and we are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow," police spokesman Rodolfo Moure told the publication.

    The depraved sex fiend, who tended to sheep, had puffed up the scarecrow with clothes and tied a 6-inch strap-on penis to it, reports said.

    His rotting remains were found after neighbors complained to police of a foul stench coming from his home, where he lived alone.

    Man dies during sex with scarecrow he strapped sex toy on - NY Daily News

  2. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    Well, I can see where it would difficult to resist those pursed lips and come hither look.
  3. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

  4. studthug12

    studthug12 Active Member

  5. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    who tended to sheep

    Yeah. He could only tend to sheep. Cause that would be just too weird.
  6. Talk about a roll in the hay!
    spikechiquet likes this.
  7. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    So the Lion got killed, and the Scarecrow was raped.
    It's not looking good for the Tin Man this week.

    Also, where the fuck is Dorothy?
  8. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    How was this not in the Post?
  9. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

  10. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    I just hope Freq wasn't taking notes.
  11. doctorquant

    doctorquant Well-Known Member

    I could while away the hours
    Conferrin' with the flowers
    Consultin' with the rain
    And my strap-on I'd be scratchin'
    While my owner was a catchin'
    His death in the rain
    Donny in his element likes this.
  12. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    Someone needs to make a straw man argument.
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