Man card burning party, my house tonight!

To me, that one is more important than anything else you listed. Shows you are domesticated.

 

Really.

At least go into the weekend assuming you are going to have such a wild time you'd be too embarrassed to look any member of her family in the eye for a couple years or so.

 

At least think of a story beforehand to explain her newly-acquired limp.

 

First time at my place, not the first time at her place. She being out in the 'burbs and all.

 

There's a reason you're my idle...

 

Also, if you do go to the party next weekend, don't take your shirt off while in the John and save women and children from fire first.

 

If you are going to present her with the toiletries on arrival you might get her a house dress as well for lounging.

Have you thought about a parting gift for Sunday? Maybe take some pictures and present her with a scrap book of the weekend upon check out on Sunday night.

Breakfast sounds good. These days most girls really like fried food.

 

Oh, and spray your cologne on her clothes. That way she'll have your scent for days..

 

And I hope by the end of the weekend, one of you has peed on the other.

 

Girls do not like the wet spot so be a gentlemen and take that side of the bed.

 

Be sure you lounge around in your living room in a stained T-shirt and shorts with holes in them. That will show her that you are comfortable being yourself around her

 

Right as you serve the white zin, crack off a window-rattling fart. Then she'll feel free to do the same, making her feel less awkward in a strange place.