Man card burning party, my house tonight!

Maybe you could wear your SpongeBob jammies and tell ghost stories under the blanket fort in the living room?

 

Chicks dig Full House. Trust me.

 

Don't forget the swirl at the end

 

Counter-clockwise? No knuckles!

 

Perhaps put the Hustler and Juggs magazines in a more discreet place. And go ahead and pitch the ones with the pages stuck together....

 

On a completely nerdy note, I did put the comic book collection in a closet.
And the porn is so well hidden, I couldn't even find it to hide it again.

 

She'll find it.

 

Oh, and I almost forgot.

Don't forget to post about the most intimate moments in excruciating detail and title the thread something to do with a "roll in the hay."

Chicks really dig that.

 

When you're cleaning, double scour the toilet. You never know how picky she might be, so make sure you lift the lid and clean.

And don't forget the ... er ... backsplash, right?

I wouldn't worry about the girly bathroom stuff. If she knows she's overnighting, she's bringing her own with her. Some of us can be very picky about the things we use ...

 

Buy really good sheets. Wash them before you put them on the bed.

I bet she'll bring her own bathroom stuff, most women would. What if she thinks the stuff your bought is from your last girlfriend?

Don't cook with garlic.

 

You know what? Don't do the move.

 

I don't hide my magazines; they're on the top of the toilet under the towel I use when I shave. I had two women stay for the weekend three weeks ago, and behind a closed door, all I heard was a muffled, "You're a pervert."

Eh. It's probably best to hide them.