Man calls 911 to ask female deputies to have intercourse with him

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2012/08/florida_man_calls_911_to_reque.php



Yes, a Florida man sits behind bars after he tried to use 911 as his own personal sex service. He called the emergency service to request that female deputies report to his home for sex. What's amazing is that this not the first time the man has been arrested for this.

According to the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office, Joshua Basso, called 911 seven separate times between August 22 and August 24. Each time he requested that a female deputy come to his home for some sexing.

Police eventually went to his home, not for sex, but to arrest him. Basso admitted to making the calls and was charged with seven counts of making false 911 calls.

 

Did anyone think this happened in a state OTHER than Florida?

 

Has it ever worked?

 

Not yet.

Uh, I mean, I have no idea.

 

A new entry for Chris Rock's next edition of "How to Not Get Your Ass Kicked By The Police."

"You know how people say, 'I wouldn't do that shit?' Well, don't do that shit."

 

LMAO ...

 

Oh, he's probably going to get his wish for sex.

 

Yes, but kinda backwards from the way he imagined it.

 

Yeah, that's for sure.

 

He should have called 1-800-Mix-A-Lot and kicked those nasty thoughts.

 

Death by snu-snu.

 

I immediately thought this. Adam Carolla has trained me too well. It wasn't weird enough, and it was too white trash, to possibly be Germany.