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"LSU officially grabs Stanford's Johnson"

Discussion in 'Journalism topics only' started by Del_B_Vista, Apr 15, 2008.

  1. Del_B_Vista

    Del_B_Vista Active Member

    From the LSU student newspaper: <a href="http://media.www.lsureveille.com/media/storage/paper868/news/2008/04/11/CampusBeat/Lsu-Officially.Grabs.Stanfords.Johnson.411-3319103.shtml">LSU official grabs Stanford's Johnson</a>

    Too awesome for words. (Unless I've committed an aggregious d_b.)
     
  2. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    I don't suspect it was an accident. Someone was giggling as he/she put that on a page.
     
  3. mdpoppy

    mdpoppy Member

    That one's pretty good, I also liked one I saw a couple years ago -- "Women's soccer team looks to fill holes"
     
  4. Flip Wilson

    Flip Wilson Well-Known Member

    From the Stephen F. Austin State University student newspaper. The school mascot is the Lumberjacks. Headline atop a story about the football team taking a day off after a big practice:

    'Jacks off after scrimmage

    My all-time fave.
     
  5. forever_town

    forever_town Active Member

    If that paper has a faculty advisor, I'd be shocked if he/she let that through.

    If not, those kids are in for it when they graduate.
     
  6. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    My school paper had a faculty advisor, but they didn't check the pages before they went to press. They were only there to help handle legal issues or disputes with other departments on campus.
     
  7. forever_town

    forever_town Active Member

    This is the kind of shit that would get you fired in the real world.
     
  8. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    If the faculty advisor tried to catch every questionable thing in a student paper, he/she would never go home. Emptying the rec-center pool with a Dixie cup would be easier.

    My old advisor never caught one of my friend's favorite tricks, putting staff names deep in the golf agate. "Hey, I tied for 43rd at Greensboro! Woohoo!"
     
  9. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    Your school paper ran golf agate?
     
  10. Oz

    Oz Active Member

    Because it's only appropriate that a KU man post this one ...

    http://www.guppylake.com/nsb/headjob.html
     
  11. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    The KU rag had one about Mangino a few years back that was better... I can't remember it exactly, but it was pretty good...
     
  12. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    I don't remember what paper it ran in, but "Trojans put Beavers on the defensive" from a couple years ago was an all-timer...
     
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