Low-speed car chase involving $100K Bentley in L.A.

Now reports are that it was NOT "DJ Khaled."

Twitter needs an editor. As does channel 9.

ABC was wise to hedge their bets.

 

LAT reporting that it was a "Pakistani businessman" and that he may not be dead. Grave condition, they say.

http://budurl.com/h2xq

 

Where does that say... that?

 

Don't know if dude's dead or not but it's going to be a bitch getting that white Bentley cleaned up.

 

I'd call The Wolf.

 

it's about time the cops put the paparazzi in their place. now just pull the trigger.

 

Fantastic.


That gives us exactly... forty minutes to get the fuck out of Dodge. Which, if you do what I say when I say it, should be plenty. Now, you've got a corpse in a car, minus a head, in a garage. Take me to it.

 

Xerox on the Fantastic.

Those lines are why I come to this site, really.

Really!?! </seth>

Really.

 

Prayers for a colleague?

 

Speaking of The Wolf, I've always been fascinated by the party he was called out of to do his shit. Just what the hell was that?

One of my favorite random WTF scenes from a movie. Kind of like the bear blowing that dude at the end of The Shining.