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Love in the Afternoon (and Morning and Evening)

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by The Big Ragu, Jul 26, 2007.

  1. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    I own a co-op apartment. For those of you who aren't familiar with that, it means you don't actually own your apartment (like a condo) but you are a shareholder in the entire building (like a corporation). I'm explaining that, so what is below will make sense.

    My co-op is actually two attached buildings that are separated by a courtyard. It's not typical of the area. They are really quiet buildings because of the circumstances of exactly where I am located, and we don't have the typical city street noises. It's a joy to live here for more reasons than I could explain. The buildings date to the early 1900s, so they are solid and naturally sound-proofed. I rarely hear my neighbors or the people above or below me.

    The last few months, though, I have heard a couple somewhere in the two buildings going at it. Often. I have no idea who they are or exactly where in the buildings they are. But I can't do justice to how loud the woman is. For those of you who remember the movie Porky's, she's the character played by Kim Cattrall (Lassie) multiplied by 100. This couple would make mating wild boars blush ... and they go at it at all hours of the evening. Whoever the guy is, he has some serious stamina. He's no BYH.

    I kind of get a laugh out of it most of the time, although it got a little old a few nights ago at 3 a.m. when they had been going at it for a half hour and it sounded like her vocal cords were going to sever. But this is one of the quirks of living in this city. I've dealt with much worse things.

    Anyhow, I am sorry for the long build up, but I wanted to share the e-mail from our managing agent that was just waiting for me at my home e-mail address ... he actually put the title that is the title of thread over it:

    Isn't where I live groovy?
  2. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

  3. hockeybeat

    hockeybeat Guest

  4. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    I would suggest making an audio recording, then leaving it for the occupants... Makes the perfect Christmas gift...
  5. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    In college... one of my roommate's friends got kicked off campus after putting his stereo speakers next to the window, hooking the stereo into the DVD player, putting a porno into the DVD player and turning up the stereo as loud as it would go.
  6. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

  7. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    I couldn't do that, even if it was my style. I have no idea who they are. But there are some pretty good-looking women in my building, so I am kind of curious about who the woman is and whether the noise translates to anything other than noise.
  8. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    That is a pretty funny e-mail.

    Initially, however, I really thought this thread was going to be a spoof of a certain person's next door neighbor.
  9. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    OK ... how'd stoob get Ragu's password. (Kidding, kidding).

    Tho, perhaps you should do some investigating to find out the guilty noisy party. Then ask to join (If this was a stoob thread, that woulda been in the story.).
  10. hockeybeat

    hockeybeat Guest

    Ragu, my man, I gots the answer for you.

    Play these songs on a continuous loop:

  11. DisembodiedOwlHead

    DisembodiedOwlHead Active Member

    Kid Rock instead of crediting Bad Company ?
  12. doubledown68

    doubledown68 Active Member

    screw that. Play the Ned Gerblansky version off of the South Park album. Incidentally, I've done that version karaoke style. I have no life.
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