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Lohan converting to join the tribe

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by EStreetJoe, Aug 15, 2008.

  1. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    Will Adam Sandler sing her praises in the next version of the Hanukkah Song?

  2. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Lohan wants to be a Jew
    I swear this is no joke,
    but we only let her in
    if she shares her coke ...
  3. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    And the Jewish stranglehold on media and entertainment strengthens.
  4. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Just being a bit more precise.
  5. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    Will her Judaic phase last longer than her lesbian phase?

    Will either last longer than her brief run on the A-list?
  6. Jar of Flies

    Jar of Flies Member

    "When she dies of an overdose, it's a story. Until then, just show me your cooter." -- bigpern23

    Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen on SportsJournalists.com.
  7. ColbertNation

    ColbertNation Member

    I think she's converting just for the jokes.
  8. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    And you find this offensive as a Jewish person?
  9. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    That's why it's been in my sig since it was said.
  10. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    No, as a comedian!
  11. luckyducky

    luckyducky Guest

    Is that Samantha girl she's been dating the reason behind this? Or did they break up and she's finding religion? *reads link* oh, it's the girlfriend. funny.
  12. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    You're about to be thrown out of the confessional, I hope you know.
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