Lindsey Lohan called on the carpet

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0728061lohan1.html

If she had received this kind of dressing-down from responsible parents at the age of 12, they probably wouldn't be in this fix.

By the way, a friend of mine was in LA three weeks ago, and saw her in a restaurant having lunch with Kate Moss. He said both of them looked skeletal. Lunch must be a pack of saltines.

 

Sent to the... gulp.. Chateau Marmont.

Creepy

 

Nice letter, though. Right between the eyes.

 

He don't like, he don't like, he don't like... (points mike to the SportsJournalists.com crowd to have it sing the next line)

 

How much partying do you have to do to end up in a hospital? I mean, I drink like a viking, and so do many of my boys...but I've never ended up in a hospital. That's just nuts.

 

That dumb bitch is Damaged in ways that even a bunch of reprobates like Black Flag can never know.

 

that's pretty cool, telling these spoiled whiny arrogant bitches that they need to take responsibility for their actions.

now let's see if the studio has balls enough to follow up and fire her if she doesn't change her schtick.

 

I think she needs a good spanking ...

 

Hmmm. She's called on the carpet. Okay... I can't hear "Lindsay Lohan" and "carpet" in the same sentence without publicly stating that at the very least they match the curtains.

 

Paging Boots to the Lindsay Lohan thread.  Boots to the Lohan thread please.

(Edited to put proper quote into thread)

 

What's boots gonna add? He never even sees the carpet.

 

I have her in a death pool. She's progessing nicely.