Lindsay Lohan loves her pink taco!!!

My humble apologies if this is a d_b, feel free to nuke it if necessary.

But apparently, Lindsey Lohan's boyfriend might have popped the question. His gig? Running the Pink Taco chain of restaurants.

Lindsay Lohan is set to become part of the Morton family empire if reports of her boyfriend Harry Morton buying an engagement ring are to be believed. The restaurateur was spotted buying an engagement ring at Cartier in Beverly Hills, California and his aides have confirmed he did in fact buy something special there. A spokeswoman for the Pink Taco boss says, "I can confirm that Harry was shopping in Cartier, but what he purchased I cannot confirm. If it was in fact a gift then that's between him and whomever the gift is for." Lohan and Morton have been an item for four months and have been inseparable this summer. Morton is the son of Hard Rock Hotel chairman Peter Morton.

 

I've seen that kid on Howard Stern before.

Why couldn't I have an uber-rich pops? Then perhaps I could marry such virtuous women as Lindsey and Paris and Tara Reid.

 

Pink. Taco.

Oh the humanity.

 

He's a kid? How old? Since he's already running a restaurant chain, I figured he was in his late 30s.

Amazing how super rich kids hook up with skanky whores, isn't it?

 

Standards? What are those? :

 

He's a "restarateur" in the same way I'm an "NFL team owner" because I do fantasy football. He's a figurehead, I'm guessing.

He's the 21-year-old dork on the right.

 

Does Barry Manilow know the guy on the left raids his wardrobe?

 

What is that shocker-like symbol?

 

Yeah, his dad owns the Hard Rock Casino. Wonder where he got all that cash to invest in Pink Tacos?

 

Snoop's like, "Damn, man, where's the Bishop so he can deal with these fools?"

 

Actually, I think Snoop is like "So this is the down side of mass pop culture fame: Posing for pics with dweebs like these."

 

westside! ha! ice cube, Mack 10 and WC.