Lindsay Lohan + AA = no drinking problem

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061201/FEATURES/61201047

Mom's got a serious case of denial going.

 

How the fuck did that article get a byline in the C-J?

 

Was this before or after the Skank Summit?

 

The celeb gossip columnist previews her next day's column online. If you check it out tomorrow, there will be other items below.

 

Uh, yeah, she's just supporting her friends. Probably knocking back a few wine spritzers while waiting.

 

The 20-year-old actress’ mom, Dina, admitted to Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM Los Angeles radio show Friday morning that her daughter is attending meetings, but does not have a drinking problem.

Mama Lohan went on to say that Lindsay is going because many of her friends do and they find them beneficial, according to E! Online.

Step ONE of a 12 step program is to admit you have a problem. They aren't even at step one yet.

 

Hi, my name is Lindsay, and I'm not an alcoholic. I'm just here because Paris is my ride home.

Also, I have been sober now for 11 minutes. I think. I snorted a pack of Splenda in the back of the room before the meeting because I thought it was something else. Does that count?

 

If her mom is talking to Ryan Seacrest, they're at like step negative 90,210.

 

Lindzy sez teh meetings R benafishul.

 

Is it the first or second A that stands for anonymous?

 

iF U kant b nice, be adequite

 

You know, "Be average" is a pretty good slogan for her career.