LiLo: Coke is it?

Yeah, this is tabloid junk, but I couldn't pass up posting it

LINDSAY Lohan, fresh from rehab, has been pictured taking part in a marathon cocaine binge. (includes pics)
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/showbiz/showbiz1.shtml
Watch the youtube video instead:

(via Defamer)

"When she is on coke, which is most of the time, all the attention has to be on her.

"I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone.

"Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out.
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"She has told me that she has slept with James Blunt, Jude Law, Calum Best, Joaquin Phoenix, Benicio Del Toro, Jared Leto and James Franco," admitted the friend.

"She loves Brits and has told me she has slept with the singer James Blunt a few times over the past month.

"The last time was on April 15 after another house party. I think they went back to a hotel together afterwards. She is very protective over him and when she heard I had met him she sent me a text saying, ‘Stay away from him Bitch, he is mine.'

"Lindsay told me she has messed around with Leonardo DiCaprio a while ago too but claimed that she didn't sleep with him.

"She also flew to New York about two months ago to go to bed with Jude Law.

Last November she slept with Calum Best. She didn't tell me if he was any good but she is usually too wasted to know what is going on anyway."

 

This is really disappointing.

You'd think as strung out on coke as she is, a normal guy would have a shot at her.

Instead, she's sticking to celebs.

 

At this rate she'll be shagging Sportsbruh in 2009.

 

I'm stunned by this news.

 

Where are the pics of her stripping to her thong and blowing lines off a magazine?

Anyway, who gives a shit if she likes to do drugs? I could care less if she's doing lines off Neil Patrick Harris's ass. It means absolutely nothing to anybody except her, her friends and her family.

When she dies of an overdose, it's a story. Until then, just show me your cooter.

 

Here's a man with class

 

WHO GIVES A SHIT!

 

You stay classy LL.

 

First time I have laughed out loud at a post on this site in a long time!

That kind of an attitude will earn you an editorship at the Daily News!

 

Don't blame him. He's a bit frantic since he learned the smack down thread wasn't an ode to onanism.

 

What can I say? I'm bitter about the whole thing.

 

Exactly.