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Life's cheap but special pleasures

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Yawn, Feb 25, 2008.

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  1. F8vortex

    F8vortex Member

    When I was a crew member on some large sailboats I used to love going up on deck with a cup of coffee at sunrise when we were out far enough to see nothing but water.
     
    F8vortex, Feb 27, 2008
    #61
  2. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    You get texts like that?

    His Honor called me the other day to tell me all about the new pad he and his krew found for next year. Big rooms, fence for the dog, lots of stuff.
    Sounds great, I said.

    It is, he said. Except he doesn't have the deposit.


    Anyway, back on track: Hanging with my puppies ranks way up here. Grandduggie is coming for a visit this weekend and My Big Girl is making great progress after her surgery and will be able to play.

    Hummers are high on the list, too, but they sure ain't cheap.

    No, no honey. That's how mommy gets jewelry.
     
    Moderator1, Feb 27, 2008
    #62
  3. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    :eek: :eek:
     
    BYH, Feb 27, 2008
    #63
  4. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    I thought mommy got jewelry from Goldschlager?
     
    imjustagirl, Feb 27, 2008
    #64
  5. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    That, too, but no hummers are involved.

    What movie was that "jewelry" line in, where the little girl tells the mom she figured out how babies are made?
    Stunned mom says how and the kid mentions she saw Mommy put Daddy's thingy in her mouth.
    Mom laughed.
    No, no honey. That's how mommy gets jewelry.

    A little help here?
     
    Moderator1, Feb 27, 2008
    #65
  6. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Nice comeback, Moddy.

    And I thought mommy got her jewelry at free Nats bracelet night. :D
     
    BYH, Feb 27, 2008
    #66
  7. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    A real meal at these basketball finals instead of boiled hamburgers, cold lasagna and day-old Sneaky Pete's
     
    slappy4428, Feb 27, 2008
    #67
  8. lono

    lono Active Member

    Nope, it was free pearl necklace night.
     
    lono, Feb 27, 2008
    #68
  9. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Are concessions stands still moving at the speed of fail?
     
    dixiehack, Feb 27, 2008
    #69
  10. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    No offense, moddy, but I'd rather read about Mike311's failings.
     
    Ace, Feb 27, 2008
    #70
  11. F8vortex

    F8vortex Member

    I'm not sure if it was in a movie but I know I've heard people tell that joke before. It's one of my favorites.
     
    F8vortex, Feb 27, 2008
    #71
  12. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    My favorite joke is the cartoon where the kid goes to the oven and yells "Hey Ma! Where's that hot snatch Dad was raving about last night?"
     
    BYH, Feb 27, 2008
    #72
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