Letterman's Top 10

In case you missed it, Dave had an instant classic as a Top 10 last nite. Here it is:

Top Ten Chapter Titles In Jim McGreevey's Book Presented By "Former New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey" (actually a Late Night staffer)

10. "The Day I Got Caught Governing Myself"

9. "How To Pretend To Like Girls For 47 Years"

8. "From Schwarzenegger To Pataki: Governors I'd Like To Oil Up"

7. "Another Confession -- I Can't Resist Entenmann's Pound Cake"

6. "At First I Just Thought I Was Bipartisan"

5. "The New Jersey Budget Crisis -- What Would Judy Garland Do?"

4. "A Look At The Governor's Balls"

3. "Politicians Who Left A Bad Taste In My Mouth"

2. "How To Push Through A Bill -- Or A Steve Or A Larry..."

1. "Why I Don't Like Bush"

 

damn.

 

1. How to use your sexuality as a beard for rampant corruption.

 

I like how he is pushing his book now saying he needed to tell the truth.

"I was lying then, but buy my book now because it's the truth."

Sorry. I'll pass.

 

I'm curious how this book does in terms of sales. Does the gay community care enough . If not who else would this real interest?

 

I swear I'm not saying this to be a smartass, but there must be a market for this if he's on Oprah.

 

Ding! Right on, fellow Eagle. I don't care who he slept with, but he screwed every single man, woman and child in New Jersey. I'm opposed to book burnings, but I'll make an exception in this case.

 

Once he does get on Oprah ... Bingo! Instant market. Just ask James Frey.

 

Good list, but no mention of "pocket veto"? :-\

 

For those of you that don't live near NJ, McGreevey isn't the tortured man he's proclaiming to be. He was one of the most corrupt pieces of shit ever to hold office in the state, and in NJ that's saying a lot.

His wasn't corruption where he and his cronies were getting rich, but still doing a passable job, this was stunningly callous disregard for the people of NJ. Shame on Oprah for giving him the platform to promote his book of lies.

 

That's one of her gifts, no?

 

Those last three are just priceless.