Letterman Destroying Paris Hilton Tonight

They weren't safe for work? They were all fully clothed.

 

I'm a definite 5 star member of the club too...she's not ugly but I don't find anything attractive about her.

And yes, I've had women much more attractive than Ms. Hilton, and I married one of them.

 

Agreed. I don't find her attractive at all. Her personality more than anything else makes her hideous.

 

I don't see how anyone can find Paris Hilton appealing at all, on any sort of level. Physically, she's waaaaaay too skinny, she's got a screwed up eye and she wears too much makeup and dresses trashy. On top of all that, she's dumb, shallow, self-centered, irresponsible, immature, lacking compassion and a sense of humor. Plus, she's probably got an eating disorder, drug/alcohol problem and STDs. That's a pretty toxic mixture of bad attributes.

 

She's just another coke slut.

 

I'll agree FoF. Paris Hilton is extremely unattractive to me. Nicole Ritchie used to be hot until she stopped eating.

 

Good god, for a while there I thought you were talking about Annie Coulter.

 

Jeez, you're picky.

 

Really masterful job of walking the tightrope so she wouldn't get up and leave in a huff.

Dave is the king.

 

The thought of that festering petrie-dish nightmare stewing in her panties makes me want to wretch. To steal a line from God knows who, she's had more men in her than a Trojan horse, more hands up her dress than Miss Piggy.

 

Who are you, and what did you do with Yawn?

 

She's had more rubbers in her than a Walgreens.......