Let Them Begin. . . Michael Jackson Jokes

If nothing else, the average sanity of Americans just got a slight boost.

Michael Jackson asked Ed McMahon if they were in the afterlife, and Ed said "You are correct, sir!"

Maybe they can duet on this (MJ can make gender-appropriate changes):

http://www.hostropolis.com/april/mp3/Thank_Heaven.mp3

Interesting, too, that right above that file on the mesmerizing April Winchell site (http://www.aprilwinchell.com/audio/) is this one:

http://www.hostropolis.com/april/mp3/Farrah_You.mp3


Who will make a "comes in threes" joke?

Is "too soon" obsolete?

 

Gotta add one to this.... Saw this on Facebook.....

"Michael Jackson's family has requested his body be melted down and made into plastics toys so kids could play with him for a change."

 

hey, wrong usage of "complement."

you meant "compliment."

i assume you don't know the difference because you've never gotten one

 

ok, that's funny

 

Ehh, I've gotten a few compliments in my day. Always mix up compliment/complement, and I'll probably do it again. Interesting that all you can muster up is a comment about a grammatical error on a message board, though. Guess the rest of my post was too accurate for you to argue.

And when my grammatical errors are funnier and more interesting than anything you've ever posted, it should be a sign that you fail at everything.

 

How can you tell when it's bedtime at the Michael Jackson house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

 

What's 5 + 50 + 6?

A threesome with Michael Jackson.

 

44,000 posts to 1,500. . . this won't even be a fair fight.

BYH will win with a barrage of comments that will send another poster hiding on the jobs board.

 

Billie Jean is not his widow.

 

That made me laugh.

 

fixed

 

Why are you on here busting on MJ jokes? Did you assume they would be tasteful or something?