Leftover Pizza Question

Once the pizza has cooled down from its original trip to the oven, it's time to throw it out.

Cold pizza is fail.

 

I have to say that's a very conservative approach to leftovers, T.

 

This kind of fits. ...

My buddy sent me this commercial (

) in college, and I'd forgotten about it until now. I think it's hilarious. The look on the dude's face is priceless.

 

Fuck that. I just get KFC. After I'm done with the breasts and thighs there's a greasy box for me to put my bone in.

 

Careful you don't leave the box where a dog could get ahold of it then. The thin, brittle bone could be dangerous for housepets.

 

Whatever trips your trigger

 

I consider myself an expert on pizza. But this is one I can not answer. I always eat it within 24 hours.

 

I would argue that it is the liberal position. Instead of being fiscally responsible with his resources and enjoying perfectly good food, Tony is quick to discard it. He is costing the taxpayers of the nation of Old_Tony more in the expense of paying for future meals then he would if he simply lived within his means. Throwing out his leftover pizza is not only sacrilegious, but constitutes a defacto tax increase.