Leftover Pizza Question

Leftover pizza is like sex with a woman you're only slightly attracted to. It's never as good as the hot stuff.

 

Isn't that a Chef thread?

 

Not yet. But there's 19 reasons to think that may change.

 

19 as of the start of the weekend. We have no idea what the count is now.

 

Heat and eat.

For me, that normally means firing up either the toaster oven or the regular oven. I hate how some stuff tastes from the microwave, and leftover pizza is one of the things I hate out of the microwave.

Then again, if I'm starving as badly as you are, it's microwave time.

 

However, when you're starving and/or poor (and, as we're journalists, there's a good chance that both are a possibility), not quite as good will still fill the stomach just as well as the original.

 

I think you just made a sex joke.

 

It's like dessert.

 

Whenever one of my former roommates ordered pizza, he'd always be more excited for the leftover slices than the fresh ones.

But that's at least understandable. I knew a dude once who made a bunch of pasta for a party, had no Tupperware for transport, and instead used an old pizza box. Yuck.

 

Nah, she said "stomach"

(THAT was for 31,000?? :-\ )

 

What's the worst that can happen except a few bad mushrooms?

 

Leftover pizza ... It's wild and unpredictable!