Least favorite holiday song?

Happy Christmas by John Lennon.

Absolutely awful.

 

Seconded on We Wish You a Merry Christmas. Buy your own fucking figgy pudding and stfu about it already, you mooch.

 

Well, all of them by the evening of Dec. 24.

 

I could listen to the Charlie Brown Christmas songs every day, though.

 

Last Christmas I gave you my heart etc. etc. etc.

 

Winner, winner. Chicken dinner!

 

No and Yes.

No to Santa Baby as sung by Eartha Kitt, which is a sexy song for the pre-Rock and Roll era. But if you are referring to the Madonna version, that is a bad Christmas song.

The Jingle Bells by the Barking Dogs is also retching.

If I were named dictator of the US, my first act (and if I could be successful in this, I would force a change in the Constitution to have direct presidential elections and resign immediately thereafter) would be to ban playing Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer. I would also assign National Guard units to round up every copy of that song and destroy it. Oh, I believe in civil liberties but I think you would have to admit this would be a good use of dictatorial power, and I would not ask any monetary compensation in return. I would be content in the knowledge that grateful citizens would be appreciative and give me some caffine-free herbal tea with Equal or honey.

 

"Christmas Shoes"

Post a lamer holiday song. I dare you. Doesn't exist.

 

Yeah, I can go with that.

 

Twenty-one posts in (22, counting this one) and nobody's mentioned Dan Fogelberg yet?

 

Boys of Summer -- Don Henley.

 

Right after Feliz Navidad...