Late night porn on HBO

Have you ever seen Cathouse? She is very, very attractive.

 

My kind of porn: The Braves losing.

 

Good God man then what's the Red Sox losing to you?

 

The Red Sox losing can't even be quantified by porn, it would be something no one other than me would want to see.

 

Tubgirl?

 

i just set down the licorice i was eating. won't be picking it back up for awhile.

 

No, that was not the answer. Like I said, it couldn't be quantified by porn.

 

and tubgirl really isn't porn at all. i'd say she falls in the filth category.

 

There is no point to stop and DVR because these movies are all on the HBO onDemand... not that I have ever pulled them up or anything.

 

When I was in high school and tired, I'd turn on the softcore, take off my glasses and fall asleep. I made it a point to listen to those ridiculous plot-lines, and was asleep in about five minutes. It really wasn't even about the sex, just the shitty dialog.

 

Back when I was a horny, lonely teen with no chance in hell of getting dates, I'd look ahead in the TV Guide to Friday night and see if any of the Skinemax softcores were on. They'd usually start around 1:30 a.m. Anything with the words "Bikini", "Erotic", or "Emmanuelle" in the titles, or the words "adult content" in the description was pure spank-a-rific gold.
Good times, man. Good times.

 

I just searched Isabella Soprano without the safe search on. She was sucking one so big, I wasn't sure if it was a penis or if she was eating a sub sandwich naked.