Last time been in a fight, last time seen a fight

Small world, huh? I'll assume he's learned to fight a little better since then.

 

turning 51 on june 13 -- no gifts, thank you, friends -- and not in a fight in my life. i'm a talker and a lover. 8) 8) 8)

fight to be a witness to? outside of nfl training-camp nonsense, none come to mind. certainly don't feel like i've missed out on anything.

 

you know, that's funny. i owned a rottie for 12 years. even look at my wife funny and that dog would back you into a corner.

me? not so much. the dog thought i was big enough to fin for myself, i guess.

 

I'm not much of a fighter. I took boxing lessons when I was in like fifth grade. But that was over 20 years ago...

Having said that, piss me off enough and I don't know what I'm capable of doing.

 

i usually just curl up into a ball and gently weep.

 

See, it would have been better if you'd said "gently weep" and work in a Beatles reference.
Do better, Tomas.

 

This must be kick Tomas in the non-existent furry balls weekend.

 

That's every weekend.

 

Stan_Solo resembles that remark.

 

A. i don't know what you're talking about.

B. bite me, you sonsabitches.

 

I once boxed a former Golden Gloves fighter. After three rounds, he'd landed about 50 clean shots for every one of mine. I was still standing at the end, but my face looked like a tomato can.

It was the one and only time in my life I felt a spiritual kinship to the likes of Tex Cobb and Chuck Wepner.