Lap Dance Death

Old timers, let's be careful out there.
http://now.msn.com/living/0517-lap-dance-death.aspx?fb_ref=scptmf&fb_source=home_multiline

 

"According to a manager at the Red Parrot, Robert Gene White was face-deep in pelvic gyrations when it came time to pay the girls and he was found unresponsive."

Now THAT's an obit line.

 

Motorboat develop a leak?

 

Like Richard Pryor said, he came and went at the same time. Can't argue with that.

 

Can't believe this hasn't been noted yet, but... well, here goes:

At least he died doing what he loved.

 

Maybe he got rubbed the wrong way. ;D

 

in lieu of flowers, please donate to Bambi's scholarship fund, one dollar at a time

 

wasn't there a guy who sued an adult entertainer after getting hit with her breast?

 

That's quality.

 

One of my good friends suffered a black eye from getting hit by a huge one at, of all places, my bachelor party. But he didn't sue.

 

A black eye, blue balls and no green in your wallet is no way to leave a strip club, son.

 

Knowing strip clubs, they probably took the money out of his wallet before calling the paramedics.