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Lap Dance Death

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Drip, May 18, 2012.

  1. Drip

    Drip Active Member

    Old timers, let's be careful out there.
  2. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    "According to a manager at the Red Parrot, Robert Gene White was face-deep in pelvic gyrations when it came time to pay the girls and he was found unresponsive."

    Now THAT's an obit line. :D
  3. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    Motorboat develop a leak?
  4. Drip

    Drip Active Member

    Like Richard Pryor said, he came and went at the same time. Can't argue with that.
  5. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Can't believe this hasn't been noted yet, but... well, here goes:

    At least he died doing what he loved.
  6. Bamadog

    Bamadog Well-Known Member

    Maybe he got rubbed the wrong way. ;D
  7. ColdCat

    ColdCat Well-Known Member

    in lieu of flowers, please donate to Bambi's scholarship fund, one dollar at a time
  8. cjericho

    cjericho Well-Known Member

    wasn't there a guy who sued an adult entertainer after getting hit with her breast?
  9. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    That's quality. :D
  10. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    One of my good friends suffered a black eye from getting hit by a huge one at, of all places, my bachelor party. But he didn't sue.
  11. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    A black eye, blue balls and no green in your wallet is no way to leave a strip club, son.
  12. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Knowing strip clubs, they probably took the money out of his wallet before calling the paramedics.
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