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Landshark!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Inky_Wretch, Jul 22, 2009.

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  1. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Six-foot shark found on a Miami street ...

    http://www4.wsvn.com/news/articles/local/MI126520/
     
    Inky_Wretch, Jul 22, 2009
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  2. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    "Candygram!"
     
    ArnoldBabar, Jul 22, 2009
    #2
  3. dreunc1542

    dreunc1542 Active Member

    A solid beer. Nothing special but I'll pick up a sixer every once in a while.
     
    dreunc1542, Jul 22, 2009
    #3
  4. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Awesome.
     
    imjustagirl, Jul 22, 2009
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  5. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Which just proves that even predators aren't safe on the streets of Miami.
     
    Armchair_QB, Jul 22, 2009
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  6. KevinmH9

    KevinmH9 Active Member

    Very true. Good, good stuff.
     
    KevinmH9, Jul 22, 2009
    #6
  7. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    I'd asked someone about it months ago, and was told it was like Corona light, so I've passed on it. I might try it now.
     
    imjustagirl, Jul 22, 2009
    #7
  8. Small Town Guy

    Small Town Guy Well-Known Member

    Reminds me of a classic Richard Jeni bit on Jaws 4, something like, "This woman has had her entire family killed by a shark with a vendetta. She needs to escape. It's after her. So, she moves...to a boat. I don't know, wouldn't an apartment have kept her safe?"

     
    Small Town Guy, Jul 22, 2009
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  9. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Christ, did I love Jeni. Thanks, STG.
     
    imjustagirl, Jul 22, 2009
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  10. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    "But we don't buy sharks off the street," Orta told the station.

    Thankfully some businesses still have integrity.
     
    Buck, Jul 22, 2009
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  11. MacDaddy

    MacDaddy Active Member

    It's really just a dolphin, ma'am.
     
    MacDaddy, Jul 22, 2009
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  12. DirtyDeeds

    DirtyDeeds Guest

    It's better than Corona, but not by too much. ::)
     
    DirtyDeeds, Jul 22, 2009
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